1. iPad Air
It's light, it's shiny and there's a 40% chance you'll crack the screen after one too many on NYE.
2. Alexander Wang x Beats by Dre
We've been told the only music you can listen to on these sleek things is Yeezus and Disclosure. That's it.
3. Canon PowerShot N
With its built-in Wi-Fi and fun creative filters, you'll never have to upload a lousy smartphone selfie again.
4. Rose Gold Nike Fuel Band
Very fitness. Much rose gold.
5. Samsung Galaxy Note 3 and Galaxy Gear watch
For less than 300 clams, you can fulfill your Inspector Gadget fantasies.
$299.00 for each.
6. Cube 3D Printer
An at-home printer that lets you make a million toys, doodads and figurines that you probably don't need and that are probably choking hazards for dogs/babies. But, hey, it's dope!
7. Sonos PLAY:1 Speakers
Be an adult. Stop playing music at parties via YouTube.
8. X-Box One
Don't get this for your boyfriend because you'll never see him again.
9. Retro Duo Portable NES/SNES Game System
This tiny gadget lets you project your Instagram photos on a screen or wall á la a slide projector. It was invented so parents in Williamsburg and Silverlake can eventually embarrass their kids in front of their dates.