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Recently, Michael K. Williams put on some leather pants and went on VH1's Best Week Ever -- which we were very surprised to find out still existed -- to peddle Chalky White's Children's Book Collection for all those Boardwalk Empire fans under the age of nine. Just in time for Christmas, you can get your paws on such tales as The Stumbly Wumbly Whore and Williams' favorite, Who Did Daddy Whack Today? but we doubt you'll have such, uh, gravitas as Williams when you read these terrifying books to your kids. His improvisational sound effects at the 0:44 mark are near perfection. Can we get a GIF of that pleeze? Thank you.

[VH1 via HuffPo Comedy]