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Our December cover star, Amy Poehler, continues to prove just how wonderful she is IRL by answering the very deep, very important holiday question: Whom would you rather make out with -- Santa or Jesus? She has some real insight into the Clauses marriage, we'll tell ya that much. Video by Elizabeth Hummer.

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OMG Macaulay Culkin formed a pizza-themed Velvet Underground tribute band called The Pizza Underground. Their songs include "Take a Bite of the Wild Slice" and "Papa John Says." Listen to their jams, above. [via Gigwise]


Key and Peele went on Paul F. Tompkins' web series, Made Man, and attempted to break the world record for impressions -- doing 34 impressions in under one minute. The whole bit is awesome and made us think of two critical things 1) We really, really wanna have some chill out time with those two and 2) Key's impression of Michael Caine is super funny. [via Uproxx]

tumblr_mefm7nASlO1qehk2eo1_500.jpgFound our new snow slush boot, courtesy of Targé. [via Tall Whitney]



Here's a two-minute clip of a waiter totally trolling restaurant patrons by reading off a list of never-ending specials. It's kind of like Boiling Points but these poor people don't win money. [via College Humor]

Screen shot 2013-12-09 at 9.12.55 PM.pngICYMI: Walmart has been selling a "Destroy Capitalism" Banksy canvas print. So...yeah. [via Thought Catalog]

tumblr_mxek5hVrZD1rqd0kpo1_500.gifUs this week when all of our friends are like, "Ugh, I'm SO exhausted from Basel." STFU. [via Coin Farts]

tumblr_mxhhp6g9fG1rn7bzro1_1280.pngThe Bawse. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]

tumblr_mx7j0r0YUv1qctlgko1_500.pngMust. Ask. Santa. For. These. AriZona. Iced. Tea. Sneaks. [via 100 Years of Lolitude]




Mega-babe Oscar Isaac went on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon yesterday to promote his new film, the Coen Brothers' Inside Llewyn Davis, and sang an awesome folk rendition of Katy Perry's "Roar." Swoon level 10. [via Jimmy Fallon]
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