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Someone made a parody of Mariah Carey's ear worm-y Christmas classic "All I Want for Christmas Is You" and -- we won't mince words -- nothing better articulates our hopes/dreams/wishes this holiday season. Give "All I Want For Christmas Is Cash" a listen, won't you?  [via College Humor]

tumblr_mxvc3xv9RV1qll1kio2_500.jpgWe are very drawn to this picture for some reason. [via Tall Whitney]

tumblr_lzr276wu0y1qfw7rho1_400.gifOh hey, hot chocolate. Whatchu doing later tonight? [via Coin Farts]

tumblr_mxws2n9Xj31qlvkjpo1_1280.pngFa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-VODKA. [via Laughter Key]

ICYMI: Here's an excellent compilation of misheard lyrics for 2013's biggest pop songs. [via Pleated Jeans]

tumblr_lx6yw3KWa91qmaa05o1_500.pngAdding this to our Christmas list... [via Rats Off]

Megadeth stopped by Jimmy Kimmel in some festive holiday sweaters last night to serenade us all with some beautiful Christmas songs. They have a very moving rendition of "Let It Snow" featuring Jenny Lewis. [via Jimmy Kimmel]

Tuesday is brought to you by this Vine of a kangaroo showing off some sweet, sweet air guitar moves to Journey. [via The Clearly Dope]