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This Japanese commercial for tires is absolutely, positively terrifying. It comes with a health warning at its beginning -- it's that scary. If you're at work, you've been warned: You will scream. [Gawker]

tumblr_mx5btiLl5W1t4yvkco1_r1_1280.jpgFavorite New Tumblr alert: Respectful Rap Lyrics. Original lyric, "Hurry up with my damn croissants."  [Digg]

tumblr_mx497zfimP1qfix9go1_500.jpgWind instruments awareness. [TastefullyOffensive]

tumblr_mlj64iwNsf1r78zoxo1_500.jpg Our new auto-response to every text we get. [FYeahDementia]
 
Here's an epic mashup movie trailer featuring every movie that came out this year. [Devour]


And in more mashup news: Here's 68 pop hits from 2013 mashed into one. So. Much. Robin. Thicke. Thank you Robin Thicke, you can go now. 
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