Is your Halloween costume racist? A helpful flowchart. See also: www.shouldidressinblackfacethishalloween.com. [CollegeHumor]
Ellen gives suggestions for last-minute Halloween costumes. "Daft Pumpkin's" dance moves at the 2:06 mark make this entire video. [HuffPo]
Teddy the porcupine is baaaack and starring in this new video of him going to town on a tiny pumpkin. You know he's cursing out the camera with some adorable, filthy porcupine street talk at the 1:31 mark. Back the eff off from Teddy when he's having "me time" with a snack! [DPAF]
Here's the trailer for Sarah Silverman's new HBO comedy special, "We Are Miracles." It looks real good. We have often asked ourselves the same question about our boobs. [PopCultureBrain]
ICYMI, the Internet's favorite new meme is "What If Walter White Told Stupid Chemistry Jokes," and it's so horrendously lame and perfect. [Reddit via Uproxx]
Also making the rounds online: This photo set of Bryan Cranston werking his pink sweater and diaper bag Instagrammed by Aaron Paul. That is the look.
Us at any social function, ever. [By Chris Piascik; ThisIsntHappiness]
Only one will survive. [Mlkshk]