Evidently, Patrick Moote -- a man who briefly because Internet famous for a failed proposal caught on a Kiss Cam at a sports game -- has smaller-than-average penis. But instead of worrying about it in private, as most men do, he and filmmaker Brian Spitz decided to make Unhung Hero, a documentary all about the trials and tribulations of having a small dick. On a certain level the doc looks pretty cockamamie (sorry, had to) and feels like the movie equivalent of that "deranged sorority girl" getting a book deal. But as folks who are well read in Judith Bordo's The Male Body and are no strangers to sizing up penises, we have to admit that the premise of investigating how people around the world view small appendages -- and the lengths men go through to make them, well, lengthier -- is certainly an interesting one, worthy of exploration. The film will be released on DVD this November and we'll be ready to watch it with popcorn and a measuring tape in tow.