Oh goodness, this makes our stomach hurt.
The dude in this video is named Brody. (Pause for laughter.)
He is a barista at Starbucks.
He persistently asked a customer for her phone number and, when she finally decided to give it to him, he texted her this unsolicited clip of him doing ...interesting things with his hands and face to a Drake song.
The girl's friend posted it to Instagram and the insta-meme "#Starbucksdrakehands" was born.
Below, some other fans of #Starbucksdrakehands-ing.
Normally, we'd feel sorry for this dude but there are just not enough cringes in the world for this clip. Lesson: Don't ever text a video of yourself doing things you might do alone in front of your bathroom mirror after 2 bottles of wine. Plus, we now get to see what a Nana and a pug #Starbucksdrakehands-ing looks like, and isn't that what the Internet is all about?[Via Gawker]
Miley Cyrus, Jimmy Fallon and the Roots performed an amazing a cappella rendition of "We Can't Stop" on Late Night last night, styled a la the Brady Bunch opening credits. We would have never put Questlove in stupid Jan's slot, but so it goes. He is obviously Marcia.
Remember Rick Santorum? He's now a Christian film producer and above is the trailer for his Christmas movie, The Christmas Candle, starring Susan Boyle. It's about an old timey town in England that has special candles that are lit on Christmas by angels or something but this evil new big-time priest in London who is now running the show is like "no, you have to use electricity in your churches now, no more candles on Christmas," and everyone is freaking out. We know we'd watch this on the Hallmark channel drunk at our parents' house over Christmas vacation, and only catch on to the obvious, overarching Christian messaging until we were already way too invested in the movie and sort of into the hot small-town priest, so we can't even pretend to hate on this. [Death+Taxes]
From Buzzfeed's 21 Awkwardly Sexual Album Covers. [Via LaughterKey]
Hickory, Phil and Carl could give 2 Fs. We'd hang with them. Maybe Chester and Duchess, too. [Mlkshk]
SpaghettiOs cupcakes with Velveeta frosting and Goldfish sprinkles. Mmm, tastes just like Type 2. [LaughingSquid]
Every state in blue knows how to party serious. [FYouNoFMe]
Askdjf. Beautiful angel from heaven above Connie Britton was on Watch What Happens Live the other night and she and Andy Cohen re-enacted a scene from Friday Night Lights. WHERE IS THE FNL MOVIE? [Jezebel]
TWO moustaches. [Mlkshk]
Money > pussy > weed. [Digg]
Wait for it... [FYeahDementia]