1) There is such a thing as "dinosaur erotica," as discovered by Jezebel.
2) We'd totally go on a third date with that Raptor. NOT SORRY.
ICYMI: America's dad Bill Nye performed his final dance on Dancing With the Stars Monday night. It was a weird Tron/constipated robot routine to "Get Lucky" and it was beautiful. [TasteullfyOffensive]
Sure thing, hon. [LaughterKey]
Here's Nick Offerman telling a delightful story on Dave Letterman last night about shoplifting tampons and cassette tapes in college and "soiling himself" when he got caught. [via Uproxx]
Us, every time we eat a half a bag of Doritos and a handful of calcium chews for dinner.[AfternoonSnoozeButton]
Thinking of you. [FYouNoFMe]