Halloween is upon us. Every year there's that one pop culture costume that you see over and over again -- I'm looking at you There's Something About Mary girl. We have yet to see what this year's costume will be -- although we have some guesses -- but in the meantime, this week's Five 'n' Five pairs some Halloween-esque jams with some of the characters you may see over and over and over and over...
VMAs Miley Cyrus: "Monster" - Lady Gaga
I would be shocked if you don't count at least ten VMA Mileys before nine pm. The male to female ratio on this one is looking about 35% male/65% female.
Bonus points: for dudes dressed as "Terry Richardson Photo Shoot Miley."
Pregnant Kim Kardashian: "Monster" - Kanye West
You may see the killer whale variety or you may see the Met Ball variety, but take heed, you will see some version of a pregnant Kim Kardashian on the streets of the West Village this year. My guess would be a 70% male/30% female ratio for this costume.
Bonus points: if the woman is actually pregnant.
Duck Dynasty Guys: "Monster" - Imagine Dragons
Half of Williamsburg looks like this already.
Bonus points: for real facial hair.
Some Kind of Sexy Animal: "Some Kind of Monster" - Metallica
The most overused and played out costume, best mimicked in Mean Girls ("I'm a mouse, duh"). You are likely to see a blanket 70% of women dressed like this.
Bonus points: if they're dressed like sexy roadkill.
Breaking Bad: "Monster Hospital" - Metric
It's going to be a big year for Walt and crew, so expect to see duos and groups going to parties as the full cast.
Bonus points for: anyone dressed as Gus Fring.
Uber bonus points: for anyone dressed as Gus's death scene -- that is something I'd love to see.