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Turns out that watching the Felicity theme song with subtitles is almost as weird as reading the lyrics to LFO's "Summer Girls" without the music. [via Jezebel]


Screen shot 2013-09-03 at 8.29.03 AM.pngThe top 10 searches by millenials who use Yahoo include "how to twerk," "what is molly," "what is hummus" and "what is hpv." So...millennials who use Yahoo are all sitting around reading about Miley Cyrus while watching an episode of Girls and trying to find the right snack? Sounds about right. [via Uproxx]




Here's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia recut to look like an epic and tragic tale of hubris. Dennis, apparently, must be stopped.
 

tumblr_luoninfXLE1qfq1rao1_500.giftumblr_luoninfXLE1qfq1rao2_500.gifRobert Pattinson clearly feels the same way we do about Twilight. [via Afternoon Snooze Button]




There's a new red band trailer out for The Neighbors, a movie about a yuppie couple -- played by Rose Byrne and Seth Rogen -- moving to the burbs only to have the house next door turn into a FRAT. It made me feel mildly annoyed and a tired and old but hopefully Zac Efron will be shirtless the entire time. [via Vulture]

tumblr_msif9gvOPr1snz8bwo1_500.jpgtumblr_msif9gvOPr1snz8bwo2_500.jpgOscar teaches the most important life lesson of all. [via Gentleman's Armchair]


tumblr_msekv0Au2W1rn7bzro1_1280.jpgTrue. [via knusprig.titten.hitler]


tumblr_mqmlkhuyhL1r8edeeo1_1280.jpgWe're ordering a hundred of these for next Fashion Week. [via The Science of Construction]




You guys, a full, three-minute long Mentos theme song exists and it's great/horrifying. [via Oh You Found My Skulls]
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