Turns out that Miley Cyrus' infinitely parody-able music video "We Can't Stop" can also be pretty creepy given the right circumstance. College Humor took away the actual Mike WiLL Made It-produced track and replaced it with the sounds the people in the video would actually be making if they were eating money/had steam spewing from their crotches/were slicing their own fingers off. Between Miley's vaguely threatening gyrating, the now-inexplicable twerking and the suddenly important-seeming symbols -- like the skeleton made of fries and, oh god, the giant teddy bears in heels -- the result is pretty terrifying. Watch above.
[via Death and Taxes]