"Barack Obama and Michelle Obama are ugly!" -- @AmandaBynes, July 8
FLOTUS has the best guns in the game (and, we'd add, some of the best brows) and, like a fine wine, the prez has only gotten better with age. Can't the Obamas just adopt Amanda and give her a character-building summer job working in the White House vegetable garden?
"The only person uglier than Drake is his mom" -- @AmandaBynes, June 28
Drake is cute. Drake's mom is really cute. (And really lilliputian-looking when she stands next to her 6'0 son!)
"@zacefron has an ugly face" -- @AmandaBynes, June 27
The man's hair alone has spawned thousands of YouTube tutorials.
"My dad is as ugly as RuPaul! So thankful I look nothing like you both!" -- @AmandaBynes, June 2nd
Not only does Ru look fierce all of the time -- as proven by this compilation of every runway look RuPaul has ever worn -- but her wig, hair and makeup game is something Amanda (and everyone else) should aspire to. Sashay away before you get hurt, girl.
"[@Rihanna] unlike ur fugly faced self I don't do drugs! U need the intervention dog! I met ur ugly face in person! U aren't pretty u know it!" -- @AmandaBynes, May 26
Curious about the intervention dog. Is he a golden retriever who signals to you with his kindly older eyes, one paw on your knee, "u r fugly?" We'd love to rent him for the next Paper party.
"Courtney Love is the ugliest woman I've ever seen" -- @AmandaBynes, May 28
We'll let Love handle this one:
"@jasonbiggs you're so ugly I won't talk to you" -- @AmandaBynes, June 15
Biggs really got to the heart of the matter when he Tweeted that Amanda's "self-hatred really must stop." Which, if anything, makes him even cuter than he was during his American Pie days.
"@mileycyrus ur ugly" -- @AmandaBynes, June 12
How can you resist the sexier, punky new look that Miley debuted in May? We certainly couldn't. Neither could V.
"Macklemore The Singer Has An Ugly Face." -- @AmandaBynes, July 3
What about Macklemore The Rapper?
"@mattpro13 your girlfriend [Sarah Hyland] has an ugly face like you" -- @AmandaBynes, June 15
Bynes might do well to remember what Hyland said when she was featured in the 2013 Beautiful People issue: "Beauty is such a loaded word, but sometimes, when people focus on outer things that ultimately don't matter, I think of this saying that goes: 'Maybe if she ate her makeup, she'd be more beautiful.'"