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As we all know, Amanda Bynes, adrift in a world of wigs, court appearances and Twitter meltdowns, has taken to calling celebrities ugly out of the blue. No one is safe -- not Jay-Z, not Jason Biggs and not even the girl who came in at #1 on Maxim's Hot 100 List, Miley Cyrus. The irony, of course, is that every person she's ever accused of being ugly are all attractive. (You can see a complete list of the Bynes-deemed uggos of the world here, if you need any convincing.) It was tough, but we've selected the top ten hottest people (in no particular order) who Amanda Bynes wouldn't mind dropping a bong on.

Screen shot 2013-07-10 at 1.47.52 PM.png"Barack Obama and Michelle Obama are ugly!" -- @AmandaBynes, July 8

The Obamas
FLOTUS has the best guns in the game (and, we'd add, some of the best brows) and, like a fine wine, the prez has only gotten better with age. Can't the Obamas just adopt Amanda and give her a character-building summer job working in the White House vegetable garden?


drake-mom-1.jpg"The only person uglier than Drake is his mom" -- @AmandaBynes, June 28

Drake's Mom
Drake is cute. Drake's mom is really cute. (And really lilliputian-looking when she stands next to her 6'0 son!)



Zac-Efron-showed-off-his-six-pack-abs-Shirtless-Photo.jpg"@zacefron has an ugly face" -- @AmandaBynes, June 27

Zac Efron
The man's hair alone has spawned thousands of YouTube tutorials.



500px-Rupaul_blackpink_final.jpg "My dad is as ugly as RuPaul! So thankful I look nothing like you both!" --  @AmandaBynes, June 2nd

RuPaul
Not only does Ru look fierce all of the time -- as proven by this compilation of every runway look RuPaul has ever worn -- but her wig, hair and makeup game is something Amanda (and everyone else) should aspire to. Sashay away before you get hurt, girl.


lookpurdy-e28093-rihanna-in-tom-ford-e28093-2012-met-gala-2.jpg"[@Rihanna] unlike ur fugly faced self I don't do drugs! U need the intervention dog! I met ur ugly face in person! U aren't pretty u know it!" -- @AmandaBynes, May 26

Rihanna
Curious about the intervention dog. Is he a golden retriever who signals to you with his kindly older eyes, one paw on your knee, "u r fugly?" We'd love to rent him for the next Paper party.   

2011jasonbell02.jpg"Courtney Love is the ugliest woman I've ever seen" -- @AmandaBynes, May 28

Courtney Love
We'll let Love handle this one:

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Jason_Biggs_Caught.jpg"@jasonbiggs you're so ugly I won't talk to you" -- @AmandaBynes, June 15

Jason Biggs
Biggs really got to the heart of the matter when he Tweeted that Amanda's "self-hatred really must stop." Which, if anything, makes him even cuter than he was during his American Pie days.  


Miley-Cyrus-V-Magazine-7.png"@mileycyrus ur ugly" -- @AmandaBynes, June 12

Miley Cyrus
How can you resist the sexier, punky new look that Miley debuted in May? We certainly couldn't. Neither could V.


3016571_orig.jpg"Macklemore The Singer Has An Ugly Face." -- @AmandaBynes, July 3

Macklemore
What about Macklemore The Rapper?

bps_sarahhyland.jpg"@mattpro13 your girlfriend [Sarah Hyland] has an ugly face like you" -- @AmandaBynes, June 15

Sarah Hyland

Bynes might do well to remember what Hyland said when she was featured in the 2013 Beautiful People issue: "Beauty is such a loaded word, but sometimes, when people focus on outer things that ultimately don't matter, I think of this saying that goes: 'Maybe if she ate her makeup, she'd be more beautiful.'"

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