new-yorker-cover-bert-ernie-gay-marriage-580.jpgWe interrupt Morning Funnies to bring you this Morning Powerful-and-Touchingsies special report: The New Yorker's Bert and Ernie gay marriage cover is perfect. [Gawker]

And now back to Morning Funnies...

Screen shot 2013-06-28 at 9.52.03 AM.pngTo get into her role, Emma Watson made a Tumblr as her character Nicki from the Bling Ring. It features a few entries about how inspirational Lindsay Lohan and Angelina Jolie are. Namaste. [ImWithKanye]


Here's a delightful video of a dog pushing his sister around in a shopping cart. Great job, dog! [TastefullyOffensive]


"Conversations with my 2-year-old" just gets better and better.

1467.jpgBag of dicks, anyone? [LaughingSquid]

tumblr_moyrfvjBSU1qdk0swo1_500.jpgCoolest moth in the game. [PizzzaTime]

Here's an amazing drunken makeup tutorial about how to look like Sylvia from Mad Men. You want to put your eyeshadow on like "you set a napkin on fire but you're too drunk to put it out." [TheFrisky]



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How about one with a soup pot that's like, "Dontcha you wish your girlfriend was POT like me, dontchaaaaa," or ,"POT in! So POT in here!" Just some ideas. [Reddit]


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