And now back to Morning Funnies...
To get into her role, Emma Watson made a Tumblr as her character Nicki from the Bling Ring. It features a few entries about how inspirational Lindsay Lohan and Angelina Jolie are. Namaste. [ImWithKanye]
Here's a delightful video of a dog pushing his sister around in a shopping cart. Great job, dog! [TastefullyOffensive]
"Conversations with my 2-year-old" just gets better and better.
Bag of dicks, anyone? [LaughingSquid]
Coolest moth in the game. [PizzzaTime]
Here's an amazing drunken makeup tutorial about how to look like Sylvia from Mad Men. You want to put your eyeshadow on like "you set a napkin on fire but you're too drunk to put it out." [TheFrisky]
How about one with a soup pot that's like, "Dontcha you wish your girlfriend was POT like me, dontchaaaaa," or ,"POT in! So POT in here!" Just some ideas. [Reddit]