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Could Justin Timberlake's "Suit and Tie" duet with a cat be the new Taylor Swift "I Knew You Were Trouble" duet with a goat? [via Hyper Vocal]

Screen shot 2013-05-01 at 11.05.42 PM.pngWe prefer "pretty, pretty, pret-ty good." But that's just us. It's a triplicate. [via F Yeah Dementia]



Zach Galifianakis shows off his Justin Bieber nail art in this SNL promo announcing his hosting duties on Saturday. [via Laughing Squid]

tumblr_mm4m0qaNlE1rvsh2po1_500.jpgYes. Yes, we do. [via Tall Whitney]



Need some transmission work on your car? Look no further than Goorgen, a Burbank auto mechanic who has the best commercial in the world. "Shift it, shift it forward / shift it, shift it in reverse." It's like a low-budget music video. [via Buzzfeed]

tumblr_mm4mg1HjWo1r0wqrdo1_500.jpgYou got PUNK'D! [via F Yeah Dementia]

Screen shot 2013-05-01 at 11.09.56 PM.pngTia Mowry went down a dark, dark road and this is what she found. [via Afternoon Snooze Button]

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It can be yours for $599 (or $299 with a three-year contract) after waiting in line outside the Meatpacking Apple store for six hours. Or, you know, you could just buy a Nokia for $20. [via Humor Train]

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Miley Cyrus is on the new cover of V Magazine and came this close to giving herself some camel toe. [via D Listed]

Screen shot 2013-05-02 at 11.17.56 AM.pngWhite Men Wearing Google Glasses Tumblr. [via White Men Wearing Google Glasses]

tumblr_mlsmzkJpwT1rjcfxro1_500.gifHi five, it's Friday. Oh shit, no, no, it's not. [via The Clearly Dope]

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