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Someone who is a genius has amassed all of Michael Kors' fabulously insane one-liners from his 10 seasons on Project Runway. "She just looked like Rigatoni Mad Max," "it's crazy disco turkey" and "unless you are going to a Joan Crawford St. Patty's Day party, who is wearing this blouse" are our favorites. But really, they're all gems. [ImWithKanye

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Here's a University of Wisconsin dialect survey of how the nation pronounces the word "pecan." Go team "pick-ahn!" "Pee-can" is some East Coast b.s.! [ParisReview



Here's is a video of a parrot JAMM-ING to "Gangnam Style." Parrots shall inherit the earth. [TastefullyOffensive]



Steve Carrell went on Ellen dressed as his character from Despicable Me.

tumblr_mnkvu8fs2v1r24z09o1_500.giftumblr_mnkvu8fs2v1r24z09o2_r1_500.gifSWOON. [LaughterKey]

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Murdering Amanda Bynes' vagina is still on Drake's to-do list. [JuliaSegal]

tumblr_mnkwpsXkpZ1qblzy9o1_500.png tumblr_mnkwpsXkpZ1qblzy9o2_500.pngEnjoy these photos of Leo having "me time" on some rocks. [RatsOff]

tumblr_mnnccoJrrD1qewacoo1_500.jpgAlso, this. [RatsOff]

tumblr_mnmphxv5501qiavcao1_500.gifFor all of your Prancercising GIF needs. [DailyDot]

tumblr_mnhtziGmg11qcnueyo2_250.giftumblr_mnhtziGmg11qcnueyo4_250.gifThank you and goodnight! [OldFilmsFlicker]


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