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The White House just posted its first-ever Vine yesterday and it stars Bill Nye ("the Science Guy!"), LeVar Burton of Reading Rainbow and a student. It's six seconds of awesome. [via Hyper Vocal]

tumblr_mlo7uzJlWE1qae43so1_500.jpgHow'd they make the teeth so white? [via Laughter Key]


In the latest promotional video for Vampire Weekend's upcoming album, "Modern Vampires of the City," Steve Buscemi works with the band to revamp their image...even enlisting mayoral candidate Bill de Blasio for support. We're hoping de Blasio wins so that Vampire Weekend can write New York's anthem, as he promises in the video. [via Pitchfork]

Screen shot 2013-04-23 at 8.49.41 AM.pngA bird pooped on model Cara Delevingne so, naturally, she...Instagrammed it. [via Buzzfeed]

tumblr_mlks532O5v1qewacoo1_500.jpgWe're there for you if you ever need to talk, Jaden. [via The Clearly Dope]

tumblr_mlnf4vZJ1o1r0wqrdo1_500.jpgThe lei really complements the yellow in those cats' eyes. Good choice, good choice. [via Humor Train]

tumblr_ml8d7xlsT21qiip6uo1_400.gifFuck all this shit. [via F Yeah Dementia]

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In honor of Earth Day yesterday, Ellen scared Jane Lynch with a tree man. [via Ellen TV]

tumblr_mlh8btNeR91qzcdbeo1_1280.jpgThe "ultimate college dorm poster." Spot on. [via 100 Years of Lolitude]

tumblr_ml61bm6tNx1r7zl2fo1_500.gif"Morrissey playing the chocolate." [via Tall Whitney]



Ryan Lochte continued his media tour and stopped by Dave Letterman last night. Watch Dave quiz Lochte on swimming -- you'd think it'd be boring but their rapport is really, really great. [via Uproxx]



Watch this clip of Obama meeting three adorable second and third grade boys at the White House Science fair. Their message about being good at athletics and science (arm pump!) is spot on. [via NBC]



Jimmy Kimmel sent a reporter to Coachella to interview festival goers about their favorite bands that don't exist. Watching girls in flower headbands and guys in mildly offensive Native American headdresses talk about their love of fake bands like 'Dr. Schlomo and the GI Clinic" or "The Chelsea Clintons" is amazing. "I'm really excited to see them live! I heard they're amazing!" [via NPR]
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