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Remember that scene from American Psycho where Patrick Bateman puts on Huey Lewis and the News before he kills Jared Leto's character? Well here's a meta-y, parody version starring...Huey Lewis! And Weird Al! Just go with it. [Funny Or Die via Hyper Vocal]

medea_oprah.jpgMedea and Oprah in character as Sofia from The Color Purple just kicking it together. Cute couple alert! [Thanks Rashard!]

tumblr_mh5ornoXDt1rt3hwko1_500.jpgFun and festive Yom Kippur balloons. [via Coin Farts]
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A map of area codes in which Ludacris "claims to have hoes." [via Afternoon Snooze Button]

tumblr_mkoxdeiFEp1r0wqrdo1_500.jpgObviously. [via Humor Train]

tumblr_mkol1p01U71rn7bzro1_250.gifWe could stare at this GIF of Marlon Brando putting on his shirt all day, every day. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]

tumblr_mkp0axzTAO1qanm80o1_500.jpgArtist Jason Mercier created this portrait of Lindsay Lohan. 10 points for whoever can correctly identify all of the junk objects he used. [via I'm With Kanye]

tumblr_mkjm9ibgmP1qdm5ngo1_500.pngJust a goose and her goslings. [via Bunny Food]

Screen shot 2013-04-03 at 7.23.14 PM.pngIt's official: Jimmy Fallon is replacing Jay Leno as host of The Tonight Show. [via NY Times]

arrested-development_612x906.jpgIn other official news, Arrested Development has a premiere date: May 26 at 12:01 am. [via Hyper Vocal]

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