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Everyone awesome person who you love was on this weekend's Justin Timberlake-hosted episode of SNL, including Steve Martin, Dan Akroyd, Martin Short, Alec Baldwin, Paul Simon, Tom Hanks, Candice Bergen and JAY-Z. Also, the Dick in a Box guys made a cameo in this dating game sketch with Akroyd and Martin's Two Wild and Crazy Guys.

billhaderselfie.gifAs if SNL's Justin Timberlake-hosted, guest-star-packed episode couldn't have been any better, Stefon was on! New York's hottest club is Selfie. [TallWhitney]



Also a winner on SNL: This parody ad for NuvaBling -- the "discreet yet diamond-encrusted" birth control ring. Vanessa Bayer's face at the end is gold.

Screen-Shot-2013-03-08-at-3.47.30-PM.pngGeorge W. Bush's art instructor speaks: "He started out painting dogs, and I think he said he's painted over 50 dogs." [Salon]



Oh noooooo. Two baby red pandas squeaking and wrestling. Too ...cute. Heart....cannot...take. [LaughingSquid]

tumblr_mj3ed278p31rslmpdo1_500.jpgSleep positions say so much. [JuliaSegal]

tumblr_mjdgvwBsL71rsgej7o1_500.pngOK! [ParisHiltonSexSlave]

tumblr_mjeg1iYj0V1rxjp6no1_r1_500.pngInternational sign for d-bag. [ThisIsn'tHappiness]

tumblr_mgh8jcaZWo1qaot8ro1_1280.jpgNeedlepoint of our dreams. [KimJongChill]

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Sad that your weekend's over? Just think of these bunnies singing "Ignition (Remix)" all day. Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce. [RatsOff]







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