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Today, a week after his release from Los Angeles' Cedars-Sinai Hospital, Lil' Wayne officially released his tenth studio album, I Am Not a Human Being II an eclectic hodgepodge of ideas including nü-metal, dubstep and Green Day. What is perhaps first noticeable, starting with the album's second phrase, is Wayne's recourse to convoluted, repetitious or just disgusting sex metaphors.

For this survey, we've included similes as a subset of metaphors. These include both comparisons involving sex acts ("I stick it in her ass like some fucking steroids") and Wayne's trademark use of the word "like" to play on a word's different meanings ("She about to blow me like a signing bonus"). There are two plays on "blow," and two on "brain" -- themselves instances of metonymy to describe fellatio. The verb "ride" appears six times, to the point where Wayne just starts listing different equidae: "Ride this dick like a horse, pony, unicorn."

Despite arguments that all language is metaphor, we've omitted Wayne's direct descriptions of sex (e.g., "She even did anal when she don't do anal") but have included guest rappers' contributions as well as metaphors in the conditional ("Hope her ass feel like a cushion").

01. IANAHB

"She said my dick could be the next black president"

"Lettin' all these hoes ride my dick, car pool"

"And last night I took a transformer/ And had a dream that my dick turned to Megatron/ But my girl was sleeping with Decepticons"

"P-U-S-S-Y, my second home"

"I be grindin' on them hoes like a half pipe"

"Then I make her take this dick like advice"

"I stick it in her ass like some fucking steroids, Jose Canseco"

"90 billion bitches on my stick like a skewer"

"I got her over here blowing me like coffee"

"Just want some mouth and lip service"

"That pussy boneless/ That's Chik Fil-A"

"Your bitch ride me like a go-kart, I play that pussy like Mozart"

"She about to blow me like a signing bonus"

"She say, 'I didn't know your dick was a recliner'"

"She gon' ride this dick like the Kentucky Derby"

(Boo)

"Call her AK when she squirtin'"

02. Curtains f. Boo

"I got her workin, twerkin and slurping my serpent"

03. Days And Days f. 2 Chainz

"And yo main girl is a ho, I go Wayne's World in her throat/ She swallow so many nuts, you fuck around, find a squirrel in her throat/ I go tapeworm in that ho, let my snake squirm in that ho"

"Deez nuts, that's baggage claim"

"And if that pussy sweet, I want that candy, trick or treat"

"I hit her with that shovel dick, I got in that pussy and dug a ditch"


05. No Worries f. Detail

"And if she make this dick hard, she woke up a sleeping giant/ Man your bitch speak in tongues every time we speak in private"

"Give me brain, ideas"

"Now take your fucking clothes off, let me see that Donkey Kong/ I swing your ass back and forth, back and forth on my monkey bar"

"I would talk about my dick, but man that shit be a long story"

06. Back To You

"She ride me like a drive-by"

"My dick is her chair"

"My third leg run marathons"

"Ride that dick, no speed bumps, no red lights, no stop signs"


09. Rich As Fuck f. 2 Chainz

"These hoes want that hose pipe, so I give all these hoes pipe/ She get on that dick and stay on all night like porch lights"

"I eat that cat just like a lion"

"That pussy feel just like heaven on earth/ Six feet deep, dick shovel in the dirt, R.I.P. -- Rest In Pussy"


11. Bitches Love Me f. Drake & Future

"These hoes got pussies like craters"

"She said my dick feel like morphine"

"She wake up, eat this dick/ Call that breakfast in bed"

12. Romance


"I stand up in that pussy like a sunroof"

13. God Bless Amerika


"Bitch sit on my rocket"

14. Wowzers

"My tongue is a uzi/ My dick is a AK"

"Give her head like a brim"

"I hope that pussy smell like a violet/ I hope that pussy warmer than luke and sweet as Godiva/ Suck this dick and swallow that nut and call it penis colada/ Lift up that mini-skirt/ That's my dinner dessert"

"Down here waiting for her to come like payday"

"My tongue is a motor, my dick is a NASCAR"

"Dick head like a bullet"

"Hope her ass feel like a cushion"

"I hope that pussy tastes like pudding"

"Got a sweet tooth, candy yam pussy/I'm-a leave that ass smoking like a Amsterdam tourist"

(Trina)

"This pussy so clean, like soap in your mouth"

"If that dick like a tree, watch me build a treehouse"

"I stay on that dick like a fucking balance beam"

"My mouth a jacuzzi"


15. Hello

"Don't worry I'll be back/ If her pussy like crack/ She got a nice rack/ And that apple bottom, bite that Apple like Mac"

"'Cause I'm-a wear this ass out like a uniform/ So ride this dick like a horse, pony, unicorn"

17. Hot Revolver f. Dre

"Girl, when I think of you my dick just start to jumpin' like a fucking kangaroo"

18. My Homies Still f. Big Sean

"We don't feel you like an elephant gettin' fucked with a tick dick"

"Before I fuck this bitch I gotta put that patch over my third eye, Slick Rick"

"She give me brain, research"

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