Three observations about this video:
1) It features a cat named Sparky sliding down a basketball ball pole like a tiny firefighter.
2) It features a small child named Ron.
3) It's narrated by Cooter from Dukes of Hazzard. [TastefullyOffensive]
Ethel knows what's up. [Mlkshk]
Jeremy Renner wins the gold medal for worst childhood bowl hair cut of all time. We notice something new about it every time we look at it. [LaughterKey]
The kids are all right. [TastefullyOffensive]
New Orleans Hornets player Robin Lopez is our new favorite basketball player. This is exactly the face we'd make if we found ourselves teleported into an NBA game. Except he's a professional. [Reddit]
If famous websites were people. WebMD is spot-on. We've self diagnosed ourselves with cancer so many times. [AfterElton]
This black metal Yankee Candle by artist Kyle M.F. Williams = genius.
Your kind shall triumph! [Pizzzatime]
Crank it. [Mlkshk]