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Are you suffering from Hyper Involuntary Panic Stress Tension Elevation Response or H.I.P.S.T.E.R.? Unpretentiousil can help. [TastefullyOffensive]

Screen shot 2013-02-08 at 11.28.10 AM.pngHoly shit, a hacker got into George W. Bush's email account and found some photos of some spectacular self-portraits he did. We actually kind of like them? Also, he emailed these to his sister. [Gawker]

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Angela Lansbury cuddling a koala. All is good and right with the world. [LaughterKey

John did not eat the sprinkles. He swears. Nope. No way. No sprinkles. Never happened. [Videogum]

moonwalkinggif.gifBest GIF ever? [DailyDot]

Screen shot 2013-02-08 at 11.55.36 AM.pngHistorical hottie politician valentines. [AfternoonSnoozeButton]

O5SB.pngYep. [MlkShk]

tumblr_mg688dpO1D1qzz0ybo1_r1_500.jpgCaravaggio knew nothing about dinner party etiquette! Oh brother. [FuckYeahDementia]

dogskateboard.gifGoodbye week, hello weekend. [TheClearlyDope]

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