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Screen shot 2013-02-20 at 6.19.00 PM.pngTwo centaur bros (literally) went to Craigslist in search of dates to their cousin's upcoming wedding and, well, their ad is kind of awesome (and, fittingly, has gotten hundreds of responses). Highlights include descriptions of themselves as:

We're both in our 20s, single, dashingly tall, Anglo-Saxon, respectfully athletic, love to party, completely house trained, relaxed, passionate, smell great, have cool hair, clean up nice, boast great tie collections, will promise to shave, love our mother, have seen Love Actually several times, controversial, provocative, short-sighted (with a big picture mentality), raw, emotional, sensitive but still bad boys.
They seem like a real fun time, actually. [via Daily Intel/Hyper Vocal]


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Girls: the 'Golden' Years starring GĂ©rard Depardieu. We'd watch that. [Thanks Luigi!]

lostflyer.jpegNah. If you want to get sucked into TV and not leave your house -- or consist on anything beyond Ritz crackers and CostCo trail mix for days -- just watch House of Cards on Netflix. [via Tall Whitney]

taylor-swift-totally-looks-like-a-young-victor-hugo.jpeg"Taylor Swift looks exactly like a young Victor Hugo." Damn. [via Buzzfeed Celeb]

tumblr_mi3b1rOhP21r6g7k5o2_500.gifTiny kitten in a tiny hat licking a tiny ice cream cone. [via Pleated Jeans]

rosemarys-baby-1968-image-333-posted-by.jpegThis is awesome: a guy finds the spot where movie scenes were filmed and creates these mash-up photos. [via Philm Fotos]

tumblr_mijd810RYZ1r0wqrdo1_500.jpgGo away kid, he's mine! [via F Yeah Dementia]

tumblr_miidepU17G1rby04wo1_500.gifSo meta. [via Coin Farts]

tumblr_mic1f16O711qz4vjio1_500.jpgLove this New York Times-themed cheese board. [via RatsOff]



If you haven't had time to watch all of the Oscar nominees, get up to speed courtesy of an Oscars rap by Black Thought of The Roots. [via Jimmy Fallon]



Ahh here's a baby sloth slowly -- very slowly -- flirting with a woman in Costa Rica. He's so dreamy. [via Gawker]

Screen shot 2013-02-21 at 8.36.04 AM.pngWoo hoo! Kristen Wiig and Seth Rogen are joining the growing list of guest stars on the upcoming reboot of Arrested Development -- a list that already includes Conan O'Brien, Liza Minnelli, Ron Howard, John Slattery and more -- and reportedly Wiig will be playing a young Lucille Bluth. [via EW / Vulture]

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