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Internet, meet the latest addition to the Local News Interviews With a Well-Meaning But Insane Person Hall of Fame: Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker. In the video above, you'll hear about how Kai unwittingly became the passenger of a batshit crazy dude who thought he was Jesus and pinned a construction worker between his car and a truck before trying to attack a woman. Fortunately for everyone, Kai happened to have a hatchet and began beating up the attacker. "Smash, smash, SM-UH-ASH!" [via Uproxx]

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We would totally subscribe to Geek's Quarterly. [via Tall Whitney]

tumblr_mh1qd7ek8B1ro4xk4o1_500.jpgLove this shot of Keith Haring reading a book in the street. [via Pizzza Time; Photo by Larry Ashton]

tumblr_mgy3ldccNI1s1q92do4_500.pngFeminist Valentines. [via Rats Off]

tumblr_mgsco1Vjnh1r52he3o1_500.giftumblr_mgsco1Vjnh1r52he3o2_500.gifAttention everyone: David Lynch has an important announcement to make. [via Rrrick]

Screen shot 2013-02-04 at 6.12.29 PM.pngBuzzfeed has a fun round-up of dating sites you didn't know existed. One of our faves? "Cupidtino" for Apple super fans.

tumblr_mhgzooNmNf1qanm80o1_500.pngAre they still casting? [via Im With Kanye]

tumblr_mhp4htT6m91rn7bzro1_1280.jpgThe Ninja does not mess around. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]

Lil_B_The_BasedGod_Pink_Flame-front-large.jpgLil B released a mixtape on the night of the Super Bowl and his album art is just .... wow. Freud would have a field day with it. [via The Fader]



Watch Russell Brand (and Jimmy Fallon as Russell Brand) read Star Magazine. "Jessica Chastain looks Zero Dark Flirty." [via Jimmy Fallon]


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