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enhanced-buzz-26036-1360547812-1.jpgEllen and you had the same reaction to Katy Perry's cleavage at the Grammys last night. [Buzzfeed]

BCyt-ydCAAA8Cvk-1.pngTaylor Swift danced and sang along to every performance last night, which was mostly annoying but also sweet because at least she wasn't sitting there looking bored. That said, we were getting major "this is embarrassing, but I'm trying to be a good friend so I'm just smiling and not making eye contact" vibes from her friend all night. [@MichaeHayes]


tumblr_mi18w82Pqp1qanm80o1_500.gifThis happened. [ImWithKanye]

tumblr_mi1c0f59Sb1qiavcao1_400.gifDr. John wore his casual Sunday day look to perform with the Black Keys. [DailyDot]

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Jay-Z drinking cognac out of his Grammy because JAY-Z.
P.S. Why do you waste friendships on Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, Jay-Z? Be best friends with us instead! Pleeeease! [AfternoonSnoozeButton]

tumblr_mi1eqhALE91ruo5glo1_r1_500.pngJohnny Depp showed up to the Grammys looking like a cross between a sexy catfish and a parched piece of beef jerky wearing a Jim Morrison Halloween costume. Someone get this man an aloe vera bath, a rejuvenating scalp treatment and some shallow running water to swim in, STAT.

kpMjcrm.gifCat typos make up 50% of all typos. [FYeahDementia]

jstn.jpgDo not buy a pet octopus. [PleatedJeans]

tumblr_mi0f5bC2PG1qewacoo1_500.pngBest nana ever. [TasefullyOffensive]
 tumblr_mhzddz0r0L1qa27dxo1_1280.jpgAw Richard III, you shouldn't have! [AfternoonSnoozeButton]

tumblr_mhtkxyDpEL1qasnpdo2_500.pngOh Barrrryyyy, we'd smoke cigarettes on a Hawaiian beach with you any day of the week. [LaughterKey]

Pbeavertine.pngValentine from a beaver. [Coinfarts]

tumblr_mhzif4tGZ31qcecnro1_1280.jpgValentine from a possum. [TacoWitch]













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