If dog parks were gay bars. [Vulture]
M0WExgd.jpgIt's the thought (you had as you ran frantically into a Party City at 8:20 p.m. on Valentine's Day) that counts. [Reddit]

3996.jpgWe could probably swing that but let us check iCal and get back to you.  [Funcork]

Your parents have a summer house there that you don't know about. [MajorTVJunkie]

tumblr_mi2zfwrhp21qknhswo1_1280.jpgThe best kind of finger snapping. [CampBasement]

tumblr_mi9nb0NK2y1qhytqfo1_250.jpgLL Cool Darcy. [LaughterKey]

A scarf that looks like a giant piece of pizza. (Only wear at home while having 'me time.')  [LaughingSquid]

tumblr_mi8pmnSMt31rkya1do8_250.gifGod that season was good. [ParisHiltonSexSlave]

Smash your half-full glass with a sledgehammer! [ThisIsntHappiness]

5092665058_350dabbab5_b.jpgBehold: The Day Dreamer desk by designer Nick Demarco. Aside from a notepad-sized hard surface for writing, everything else is foam. Night night. [Inspirez]