Congrats to Banana Joe, the Affenpinscher who won Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show last night! He looks like an Ewok. (Speaking of the Westminster Dog Show, did you see our pics from the pre-Westminster dog Fashion Show over the weekend? Lots of LEWKS.) [Photo via NYT]

Everyone was screaming last night about how bad Joe Biden's special glasses for his scratched cornea are and there's already a petition to get him some Warby Parkers. OK, but do you think a dude who hits on senators' elderly family members  and nuzzles biker women wears cool, fashionable glasses or crappy shaded glasses from a picked over selection at CVS that he sat on almost immediately after purchasing? Let Joe be Joe. [ReactionGIFs]

Pretty much what John Boehner looked like for the entirety of the State of the Union last night. [Ilikeswears]

When he wasn't shooting "ihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyou" laser beams from his eyes at Barack Obama during the State of the Union and doing weird things with his mouth, John Boehner was blowing his nose and checking out his boogers. Come on, guy. [Buzzfeed]

Here's Marco Rubio's horrendously awkward pause for water during his State of the Union rebuttal. Come on, guy. [TheAtlantic]

Models, this is how to fall on a runway. [Reddit]

And he's annoying. [ThisIsntHappiness]

You're looking at a revolution thanks to socksguy2@hotmail.com! [Mlkshk]

Joseph Gordon-Levitt explains what the word "reinforce" means on Sesame Street. Swoon times swoon to the swoon power. [Buzzfeed]