When we saw the thousand-plus Facebook RSVPs to last night's free Class Actress show at 285 Kent, we knew to stay well away. (Plus the parenthetical phrase "DJ set" is always a turn-off.)

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And it seems like we made the right choice: by 8:30, people were being turned away.

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Eventually, the venue limited admittance to 300 guests with wristbands.

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Still, things got pretty crazy. 

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The next morning (or rather, afternoon), like something out of The Hangover, this tweet emerged. The dog's identity remained a mystery until...

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