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If you've been longing for a cuckoo-bananas movie trailer to get you through your Thursday, boy have we got something for you: The trailer for Spring Breakers -- the movie made famous by James Franco's cornrows -- is out, and, well, it looks nuts. Former Disney girls Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez shedding their Disnified images and wearing bikinis to a court appearance? Check. James Franco channeling aggressively, progressively flamboyant, yet tastefully disrespectful rapper Riff Raff? Check. That wacky Skillrex music that only kids these days undestand? Check. Watch it above.