10. We love a hygiene-conscious man and we'd kill for the car.
9. We're really into those slippers, and the -- ahem -- abundance of animal print.
8. A prime example of selling your hotness through the smize. Werk it!
7. Those little striped shorts are very cute, non? The beret's a little much but we'd definitely go on a picnic with this guy.
6. To us, this image screams "gold ol' U.S. of A.!" Although we maybe could have done without the cowboy boots.
5. We've always liked our guys with a little bit of swag.
4. It's like the captain of a McCarren Park softball league went to Coachella and took a wee bit of MDMA. In any case, this guy is cute and he knows how to work those rabbit ears.
3. This guy's Speedo is great, that car is really cute and we want to make use of that pool toy! He can be our lifeguard any day.
2. Suggestive yet modest. Simple, but packs a punch. We like.
1. This is basically our dream man, leading us into our dream vacation. We're taking away points for the socks and sandals, but hubba-hubba! We'll let him guide us into that cabin in the woods any day.