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Jennifer Lawrence was referencing completely memorable comedy First Wives Club when she said 'I beat Meryl' at the Golden Globes. What is wrong with you people? [ONTD]

tumblr_mgoimaebwQ1qanm80o1_500.gifHappy first birthday to the Lana Del Rey Twirling On Things meme. Our baby is growing up! [ImWithKanye]

tumblr_mglo8w8hUI1qliihco1_500.jpgA few questions about this photo:
1) Is George Clooney wearing bronzer on his forehead?
2) What is the correct Marry, F*ck, Kill ordering of this photo? (Answer below.*)
3) Is that Nathan Fillion getting his champers on in the background?
[TheClearlyDope]

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Old-timey joke photo. [LaugtherKey]

tumblr_mgn0s5V5fB1r7u9m7o1_500.jpgIt's no biggie. HAHAHA. [RatsOff]1288.jpg
Join us on the toad sofa? [LaughingSquid]

0oHmG.jpgThis pot pie ate a pot pie. [Reddit]

tumblr_mgp637wr8P1qckm0wo1_500.jpgTiny Patti Smith! [ThisIsntHappiness]

tumblr_mgopvxbQfO1qz84n6o1_500.jpgDrugs not Uggs. [ChrisMohney]


Dramatic Boston Terrier is the new Dramatic Cat. [TastefullyOffensive]
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Grilled slime sandwich, anyone? [Coinfarts]



(*Answer: Marry Ben Affleck, f*ck Jon Hamm, kill George Clooney)

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