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Happy New Year, Morning Funnies is baaaaaaack! [LaughterKey

MP1N.gif2012 kind of sucked but, woo, 2013 will be great! Let's go get 'em! [Mlkshk]

anigif_enhanced-buzz-21941-1357058001-2.gifHappy Boo year! Mama June went blonde, which means everything is gonna be OK. [TallWhitney]

yuepY.jpgKanye, Kim and ketus on New Year's Eve in 1Oak's Family Fun Zone Room. They give your kids $100 bills to color on, it's adorable. [ONTD]

tumblr_mfw93d4oIJ1qb3920o1_500.pngSo much nervous laughter. [AfternoonSnoozeButton]

6bjq7.jpgPlease, please let this be Photoshopped. Please. [Reddit]

tumblr_mfx2lg5K5Q1qewacoo1_r3_500.pngPerfect.
P.S. I'm going to open a gym called Sundays that's only open on Sundays. But it's not really a gym, it's a sundae bar staffed by elderly, overweight dogs who think you work too hard and are concerned about you. Who wants to join?  [TastefullyOffensive]

tumblr_mft7deSOP01qeevmso1_500.jpg So help me God, if this photo isn't on the invite for Paper's annual belated holiday party... [Pizzzatime]

greetingcard_mrtea_teetasse_72dpi.jpgSomeone once told me that tea "is like drinking colored dirt water." I pity that fool, and so do these Mr. T tea bags. [LaughingSquid]


The best pronunciation of "banana" ever. [DailyWhat]
 tumblr_mfr9ndJMvv1qz4cuyo1_500.jpgTa-Da! [RatsOff]

tumblr_mf5rjxXTRi1rggrn8o1_500.gifI heard "Jingle Bell Rock" at the grocery store last night, so I can still post this today. [TheRumblr]

tumblr_mfiqy2A55a1rggrn8o1_1280.jpgThis too. [TheRumblr]

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