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Kanye West proudly announced earlier this week that girlfriend Kim Kardashian is pregnant, leading to mass frenzy of media speculation. We may not know whether they are having a boy or girl, but it's safe to say that there will be an E! exclusive birth special, and that this little bundle of joy will follow in the Kardashian-branded tradition of having a name that begins with a K (although Kourtney kalled it kwits on this kustom when she named her children Mason and Penelope). Below, 60 suggestions for Kimye's divine infant.

1. Kanye

2. Kleenex Cool Touch

3. Kashmere 

4. Kooky

5. Kindle

6. Kindle Fire

7. Karl, after Uncle Karl

8. Karl Marx 

9. Kiki (as in "having a.")

10. KoЯn

11. Kite

12. Kegel

13. Kreemed KoЯn

14. Krispy

15. Kanye

16. Kaboodle

17. Kit-Kat

18. Kewl

19. Kool

20. Kaboom

21. Krugman, Paul

22. Kanye

23. Kerfuffle

25. Kale

26. Kanga

27. Kanye

28. Karaoke

29. Kayak

30. Kazoo

31. Kouture

32. Kettlecorn

33. Kanye

34. Kitchen

35. Ke$ha

36. Kraft Single

37. Kérastase

38. Kohls Cash

39. Kash

40. Karoline

41. Khristmas

42. Kreayshawn

43. Kahlúa

44. Kenzo

45. Knapsack

46. Knickerbocker

47. Knick (at Knight)

48. Keepsake

49. Kennedy

50. Kanye

51. Karkashadze

52. Krusty


54. Killah Priest

55. Kitty


57. Keurig

58. Kurdt

59. Klout

60. Kyrie

Illustration by Alex Bedder
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