Kanye West proudly announced earlier this week that girlfriend Kim Kardashian is pregnant, leading to mass frenzy of media speculation. We may not know whether they are having a boy or girl, but it's safe to say that there will be an E! exclusive birth special, and that this little bundle of joy will follow in the Kardashian-branded tradition of having a name that begins with a K (although Kourtney kalled it kwits on this kustom when she named her children Mason and Penelope). Below, 60 suggestions for Kimye's divine infant.
2. Kleenex Cool Touch
3. Kashmere
4. Kooky
5. Kindle
6. Kindle Fire
7. Karl, after Uncle Karl.
8. Karl Marx
9. Kiki (as in "having a.")
10. KoЯn
11. Kite
12. Kegel
13. Kreemed KoЯn
14. Krispy
15. Kanye
16. Kaboodle
17. Kit-Kat
18. Kewl
19. Kool
20. Kaboom
21. Krugman, Paul
22. Kanye
23. Kerfuffle
25. Kale
26. Kanga
27. Kanye
28. Karaoke
29. Kayak
30. Kazoo
31. Kouture
32. Kettlecorn
33. Kanye
34. Kitchen
35. Ke$ha
36. Kraft Single
37. Kérastase
38. Kohls Cash
39. Kash
40. Karoline
41. Khristmas
42. Kreayshawn
43. Kahlúa
44. Kenzo
45. Knapsack
46. Knickerbocker
47. Knick (at Knight)
48. Keepsake
49. Kennedy
50. Kanye
51. Karkashadze
11. Kite
12. Kegel
13. Kreemed KoЯn
14. Krispy
15. Kanye
16. Kaboodle
17. Kit-Kat
18. Kewl
19. Kool
20. Kaboom
21. Krugman, Paul
22. Kanye
23. Kerfuffle
25. Kale
26. Kanga
27. Kanye
28. Karaoke
29. Kayak
30. Kazoo
31. Kouture
32. Kettlecorn
33. Kanye
34. Kitchen
35. Ke$ha
36. Kraft Single
37. Kérastase
38. Kohls Cash
39. Kash
40. Karoline
41. Khristmas
42. Kreayshawn
43. Kahlúa
44. Kenzo
45. Knapsack
46. Knickerbocker
47. Knick (at Knight)
48. Keepsake
49. Kennedy
50. Kanye
51. Karkashadze
52. Krusty
53. Killer Klown
54. Killah Priest
55. Kitty
56. Kendrick
57. Keurig
58. Kurdt
59. Klout
60. Kyrie
Illustration by Alex Bedder
Illustration by Alex Bedder