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Heads up, this is the Christmas card we'd like to receive this year. No others need apply. [via Pleated Jeans]

Screen shot 2012-12-03 at 7.03.40 PM.pngHe may not actually be the Sexiest Man Alive but Kim Jong-un might have a pretty effing awesome replacement award: Time's Person of the Year. Thanks to 4chan trolls, the North Korean leader has already received over three million votes for the title. [via Huffington Post]

Screen shot 2012-12-03 at 7.07.36 PM.pngScrooge c. 2012. [via The Clearly Dope]



Here's a charming little video of the famous 'Pixar lamp' come to life. We want one of these in our office. [The Verge via Vulture]

tumblr_me4xaoHyVB1qbq8c7.gifTwerk those golden arches, gurls! [via Paris Not France]

Screen shot 2012-12-03 at 7.10.56 PM.pngLet's all take bets about what was found in Santa's beard. [via Golden Oldies]

Screen shot 2012-12-03 at 7.09.47 PM.pngApparently "North BUTTFace" was played out. [via The Clearly Dope]

Screen shot 2012-12-03 at 7.23.17 PM.pngAl Pacino in character as Phil Spector for a new movie is giving us the heebie jeebies. [via The Carlos Ramos]

tumblr_lv193rqUiJ1qbb70eo1_500.gifHere's our next "10 second elevator pitch": a gallery devoted to mash-ups of Renaissance art and Internet art. Up next? Jesus frescoes and glittery dolphins.  [via Paris Not France]



Ahead of the start of Hanukkah, here's the children's (sort of) classic, Biscuit's Hanukkah, as read in Jamaican patois. [via Heeb]


And, while we're on the subject of Hanukkah, learn how to make latkes from two gangstas because, well, why not? "Mazel Tov Motherfuckers!" [via Vulture]

Screen shot 2012-12-04 at 8.47.51 AM.pngMove over Papa Joe, there's a new Parks & Rec blowhard star in town: Newt Gingrich. The politico just wrapped filming a cameo for the sitcom and -- get this? -- landed the part after bumping into the cast shooting at the same Indianapolis steakhouse where he was having lunch. Best $40 porterhouse he ever had. [via Gawker]

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