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tumblr_m7eaa47U9A1rpf9u3o1_500.png'Memba this? There's a 93% chance it tasted like sugared cardboard. [via Tall Whitney]

Screen shot 2012-12-10 at 6.04.11 PM.pngOh shit. Why you gotta be such wallflowers, Luke and Han? [via The Clearly Dope]

Ick factor 1000 that iTunes actually sells this BUT if they were really savvy, they'd market it with Fifty Shades of Grey on tape and make it a package deal. [via Laughter Key]

tumblr_mettkwIM3u1qanm80o1_500.jpgYour latest fun and festive outfit for that family holiday portrait. [via I'm With Kanye]

Screen shot 2012-12-10 at 6.30.41 PM.pngScreen shot 2012-12-10 at 6.31.03 PM.pngScreen shot 2012-12-10 at 6.31.25 PM.pngOur new favorite Twitter account @SeinfeldToday, re-imagining Seinfeld plots if the show were on air in 2012. Our favorite so far is Jerry becoming "taxi famous." [via Hyper Vocal]

Screen shot 2012-12-10 at 6.36.15 PM.pngLadies and gentlemen, fasten your seat belts, Jumanji is getting a re-make. [via Uproxx]

Screen shot 2012-12-10 at 6.40.51 PM.pngThe fact that Miley Cyrus cut her hair even shorter is the second or third observation you'd make about this photo says a lot. [via Buzzfeed]

tumblr_meo5hoMWr01rn7bzro1_1280.jpg"Sex Education class (1929)" [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]

Screen shot 2012-12-10 at 6.56.27 PM.pngLindsay Lohan apparently carries entire boxes of Pop Tarts in her purse, people. [via Pop Dust]

tumblr-meu23c5wmh1r0pizwo1-500-612x339.gifHere's a gingerbread man scaring the shit out of Fergie on Ellen. [via Ellen]



Watch Snoop Dogg play Moses in an epic rap battle against Santa. [via Buzzfeed]
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