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How delightful is this photo of Obama pretended he got blasted with lil' Spider-Man's web? [Buzzfeed via Jezebel]

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For your viewing pleasure, here's a handy Hollywood height chart -- who knew that Robert Downey Jr. and Javier Bardem are both only 5' 7"? [Next Movie via Vulture]

whoopilesmiz.jpegBet you didn't know Whoopi had a cameo in Les Miz. [Thanks Alex!]

tumblr_mf6bl9EAKt1r6gwmko1_500.jpg"Hi crayfish, what did you think of the movie Lincoln?" [via Coin Farts]

tumblr_mf96mzRh6F1qcd8y7o1_500.jpgEven Freddy Krueger needs love too. [via Fuck Yeah Dementia]

tumblr_mesnuhUR2W1qzc4vgo1_500.jpgBut if you just leave 'em there, you'll start tearin' up my heart. [via Afternoon Snooze Button]

Screen shot 2012-12-19 at 5.50.28 PM.pngThe Miss Universe pageant aired last night, and an American contestant won for the first time in 15 years! In other news, Miss Venezuela -- in case you hadn't noticed -- has a real thing for chocolate. [via Shift]

Screen shot 2012-12-19 at 6.07.56 PM.pngIn case you've been wondering what Chicago Bulls legend Scottie Pippen has been up to lately, here's an update: 1) He made an appearance in A Christmas Carol (as part of a Make-A-Wish gift) and 2) He's set to star in a new reality show with his wife called -- wait for it -- Big Pippen. Awesome. [via TMZ and VIBE]

Screen shot 2012-12-20 at 7.57.16 AM.pngThis season, adorn your holiday gifts with some festive Ikea Monkey wrapping paper. Prepare for your grandma to give you a confused look when you have to explain to her that it's not a photo of Curious George. [via Twitter]

Screen shot 2012-12-20 at 8.03.40 AM.pngDon't you wonder what Big Boi and Martha talked about? [via Pop Dust]


Meet Tony Lepore, also known as the Providence Dancing Cop. As someone who has personally witnessed Tony in action, his traffic directing-dance routine is both deeply weird and incredibly awesome. [via Hyper Vocal]

Screen shot 2012-12-20 at 8.17.35 AM.pngThis Alexander SkarsgÄrd holiday card is too much for words. [Reddit via Uproxx]

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