Jamie Foxx hosted SNL over the weekend and starred in this amazing trailer for an action movie featuring Tyler Perry's Alex Cross and Madea characters wrapped into one crime-fighting hero. [TheWrap]

tumblr_mesiq9Lb9f1r5qvojo1_1280.jpgDownton Abbey X Columbus Circle Station.
P.S. AHHHHHHHH! Ahhhhh! Whattt? Where were we? When did this happen? Come back, cast of Downton Abbey! (We need to update our "Downton Abbey Stars On-Screen Vs. Off blog, STAT. Also, shout out to Thomas for having the most flattering outerwear.)[LaughterKey]

An entrancing super-cut of RuPaul saying "Don't Fuck It Up" on Drag Race. Watch on repeat next time you're getting ready to do something really challenging, like speaking in public, changing a flat tire by yourself or applying false eyelashes. [Vulture]

20110509rupaul.jpgAnd speaking of... RuPaul will guest star as a hairdresser on Happy Endings! His episode airs in early 2013. Don't f*ck it up, Ru. [Vulture]
enhanced-buzz-wide-20486-1354919010-11.jpgJuno, the music-loving Beluga whale at the Mystic aquarium in Connecticut, got a private concert from a sax-playing Santa. Heart explosion. [Buzzfeed]

tumblr_ln5w95aU5K1qlfolzo1_1280.jpgYe olde Steve Buscemi tintype. [ThisIsntHappiness]

tumblr_meog08Pvcm1qiavcao1_500.gifFrom Daily Dot's roundup of famous works of art re-done by Reddit user shitty_watercolor. GIF by Challenger.

tumblr_mese7oLDL21ro3d7oo1_500.jpgOur Carlin who art in heaven. [LaughterKey]

tumblr_meobldzs2e1qz6f9yo1_500.jpgMotto for 2013. [RatsOff]

homerhipster.pngHomer Simpson on last night's amazing Simpsons send-up of Portland hipster culture. (Portlandia's Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein guest starred as a hipster couple who move to Springfield with their son T. Rex, played by Patton Oswalt.) [PopCultureBrain]

elesm.jpgDon't you think Phony Phone can be so fake sometimes? (Don't tell him we said that.) [PleatedJeans]

tumblr_mdm2c1nDc91qb58x7o1_500.jpgSloths just get it. [TallWhitney]

tumblr_mesqv2v4Xg1qaq4gco1_500.jpgMozzy Hexmas! Morrissey Christmas tree toppers are now available on Etsy. [Flavorpill]