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XkLNn.jpgDrake and Guy Fieri booked two tickets to Flavortown over the weekend and made what appears to be wings or meatballs or something. Where the F are your gloves, Guy? [Gawker]

 
Here's a video of two Shetland ponies getting married. Lil' Sebastian and Ladybug IRL? [Vulture]

tTxnSpEQj0Wc1AIIjx8OYw2.gif Molten core of the Internet. [DailyWhat]

earthamadonna.pngThe time that Madonna thought she could cover "Santa Baby" while Eartha Kitt was still living. [PleatedJeans]

tumblr_mec0pnznwx1rn9p6qo1_500.jpgWould you rather eat a meat nativity scene

Or.....

tumblr_mebgiumk3G1qcoev6o1_r1_1280.jpga holiday meat tree? [ClearlyDope; TheRumblr]

tumblr_mefpd8JvYo1rg45hlo1_500.jpgTrack list for Taylor Swift's next album. [MajorTVJunkie]

tumblr_mef2euWToC1qz6f9yo1_500.jpgPeanuts X Twin Peaks. [ThisIsntHappiness]

tumblr_meffcjtFuu1qearaqo1_1280.jpgToo...much...awesome....in...one...photo. [AwesomePeopleHangingOutTogether]

grumpycattoday.pngGrumpy cat was having none of her Today show appearance this weekend. [Reddit]

LZVUe.jpgThe walrus was dog. [Reddit]

tumblr_mdnt2lBA3w1qadocxo1_500.jpgSometimes we try to really make our hair look nice and put a lot of time and effort into it and it still just looks like bottom right girl, no matter what. [SwingingSixites]

tumblr_med7fbcmNI1qdm4tlo1_500.gifGod, Marlon Brando was the coolest.  [VintageGal]

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This is part of an advertising campaign by NY fashion brand Nooka, but wouldn't it be so sweet if there were DeLorean taxis? NYC Taxi & Limousine Commission, you know what to do. [DailyDot]

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