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Los Angeles' Conquistador was the youngest person ever to become "World Imperial Moustache Champion" at the World Beard and Mustache Championships. His prize-winning facial hair is on full display in this video, which finds the musician prancing in a pink tutu among interstellar crystals (and swapping spit with an interstellar babe) to a mod beat. It premieres here today, and will be featured this week in L.A.'s Machinima Interactive Film Festival. Conquistador recalled for us losing his tutu during the shoot: "You know life is okay when your biggest concern is that you don't have your hot pink tutu. I told myself this a few times but I WANTED MY TUTU. It's my video and I'll whine if I want to. It really felt like the end of the world."
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