Amanda Seyfried admitted she was drunk during her appearance on the Late Show last night and had a frank, mostly charming but slightly strange discussion with David Letterman about having stage fright and calming her nerves with booze before doing talk shows. [CBS]


Here's Retta being the best on Conan Monday night. This is so, so good. [TeamCoco]
 
tumblr_meu9oo8SJ41qzxzwwo1_500.jpgAhhhhhhh! The ones in the foreground with missing eyes are the worst. [RatsOff]

rightkiss.pngHow to kiss, according to a 1942 article in Life magazine. The story includes steamy tips like "boy and girl should stand close together but not hold each other too tightly." Get a room! [Jezebel via TheMarySue]
 
1165.jpgIf one were looking for unicorn hooded towels for adults that come with rainbow manes, one would buy them at this Etsy shop. Burn upon reading. [LaughingSquid]

photo-2-7--0288334b59542f550c3bf31b393b4ce08340e90f-s4.jpgIn honor of Haunkkah, NPR's The Salt introduces us to the Latke Double Down (brisket sandwiched between two latkes). That actually sounds kind of delicious, no?

k4QT1.jpgIKEA Monkey X Ruined Spanish Fresco Monkey Jesus = art. (P.S. Poor IKEA monkey! We hope he's doing OK in his new home at an animal sanctuary.) [Reddit]



Here's a girl performing the Stanley Steemer jingle in a variety of genres. We're more partial to the rich harmonies of the Empire carpets jingle, but that's just us. Guess this is still pretty impressive. [Vulture]
 tumblr_me7gvpcNRq1qhs94vo1_r1_500.jpgIn sum, Beyonce. [PenisPolice]

tumblr_lw4xem2J0L1qjixsmo1_500.jpgHere comes Zilla Claus. [Megret]






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