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J-Bizzle!! Joe Biden will appear on a Nov. 15th episode of Parks & Recreation. [via EW]

tumblr_md53rbf8vK1rpfk9qo1_500.jpgWe'll join you. [via Stoner Comics]

Screen Shot 2012-11-08 at 8.22.40 AM.pngDummies doing jokey, Internet-friendly write-in votes and photographing them (which, incidentally, is illegal) was a thing. [via Gawker]

tumblr_md44le88fL1qhdvp2o1_500.pngFOX News reporters learning Barack Obama was re-elected president = Grumpy Cat. [via Afternoon Snooze Button]
tumblr_md3q4fWR1x1r3egh8o1_500.pngHAHAHAHAHAHA. [via Suck My Dracula]

Screen Shot 2012-11-08 at 9.31.53 AM.pngZach Braff: 1. Olivia Loy: 0. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]

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The Village Voice has launched a petition to kick Donald Trump off of the Internet.

Champagne.jpg"It arrived, I drank it, and I was gayer." -- Marilyn Monroe [via Retronaut]

tumblr_md47ycwXGb1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg Cool kicks [via Citnee]

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Our new favorite game: Duck Face, Duck Face, Goose. [via Foreveralone-lyguy]

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Sleepy baby bat. [via Notkaela]


Tina Fey explains Liz Lemon's mysterious Emmy Award: "I've always sort of thought that it's a Daytime Emmy and that perhaps she got it for writing a really specific category, like Best Regional Promo for the show 'The Mommies' or something like that," Fey says. "[Or] for writing jokes for Joy Behar for 'The View' -- it's definitely a Daytime Emmy. It's a local, Daytime Emmy." [via HuffPo]


scarlett-johansson-fuzi.jpgScarlett Johansson got a new tattoo in Paris. [via The World's Best Ever]


Watch funny/endearingly dorky British comedian Simon Amstell riff on morphine and To Kill a Mockingbird ahead of his shows this weekend at San Francisco's Z Space tomorrow and Saturday. [via Simon Amstell]
 
Ham-Dogger-1.jpgWe've always wished we could eat a dorky hamburger while fooling our friends into thinking it was a cool hot dog. Now we can! Disguise your hamburger as a hot dog with the Ham Dogger.  [via Lost at E Minor


Family Guy's 200th episode, "Yug Ylimaf," airs this Sunday, and it looks amazing. "We just ate so much vomit!" [via Top 5 Funniest]

tumblr_md4trgU0zh1qa6z3eo1_500-1.jpgHey, bunny, it's your birthday, we're gonna party like it's your birthday. [via Bunny Food]
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