Screen shot 2012-11-05 at 11.45.42 PM.pngThis site exists and it's just had a really fucking long day and all it wants to fucking do is be really fucking helpful for you when you cast your fucking vote. [via Pleated Jeans]

Screen shot 2012-11-05 at 11.52.22 PM.pngIf Mitt Romney wins the election, we have another option besides high-tailing it to Canada...we could eat one of these Mountain Dew-and-Dorito-flavored cupcakes and EXPLODE. [via The Clearly Dope]

Jay-Z's got "99 problems but Mitt ain't one." BUT WHAT IF HE BECOMES ONE, JAY? (Actually, wait, just see above.) [via Buzzfeed]

Screen shot 2012-11-06 at 12.04.56 AM.pngWhassup! [via Bunny Food]

Screen shot 2012-11-06 at 8.58.51 AM.pngBritney Spears is reportedly "in talks" to write a novel. She'll follow in the esteemed literary tradition of celebrities-turned-writers like Snooki, Lauren Conrad and, most recently, Ke$ha (who's actually writing a memoir).

Screen shot 2012-11-06 at 12.06.51 AM.pngAnd we'd add "or drinking a Coffee Bean Ice Blended while walking out of the gym." [via Yes Im Beyonce]

Screen shot 2012-11-06 at 12.11.32 AM.pngLudalculus. [via Paris Hilton Sex Slave]

Screen shot 2012-11-06 at 12.18.57 AM.pngKelly Ripa postponed her Halloween celebrations due to Hurricane Sandy but made up for it yesterday by dressing up in many, many different costumes, which included Tan Mom (pictured), Snooki, Honey Boo Boo (duh!), Christina Aguilera and Nicki Minaj. [via Daily Mail/Photo via ABC]

magic_mike_sexy_gif10b.gifRumor has it that Channing Tatum will be named People's Sexiest Man Alive next week. [via HuffPo]

Chris Christie
cried (say that three times fast) after getting a post-concert hug from Bruce Springsteen. [via Gawker]

LkKVL.jpgStarbucks FTW. [via Imgur]

"I have extraordinarily loud little lip is like a vacuum" Robert Pattinson said to Jimmy Kimmel about his kissing in the Twilight saga. [via EW]