tumblr_m5f9iuIWsN1qb3mmfo1_500.jpgThe YA version of The Ten Watermelon-Flavored Mojitos Romance. [via I'm Remembering]

Screen shot 2012-11-19 at 7.04.00 PM.pngGuess who's stylist has been watching Beverly Hills, 90210 on Netflix Instant? [via Tall Whitney]

tumblr_mdoxc2GVPT1r0wqrdo1_500.jpgMunch munch. [via Pleated Jeans]

Screen shot 2012-11-19 at 7.24.31 PM.pngMeet Mark Suben, reelected Courtland County DA and former 70s porn star. That's him in one his flicks above but you'll be glad to know that c. 2012, the gnarly 'stache lives on. [via Hyper Vocal]

tumblr_mdr2xp4DXl1qa6z3eo1_500.jpgSpeaking of mustaches... [via Bunny Food]

tumblr_mdp715Fdyv1r6395xo1_500.jpgChristmas shopping ends here folks. [via Paris Hilton Sex Slave]

Screen shot 2012-11-19 at 7.15.48 PM.pngRemember that time that Aziz Ansari hung out with Speidi? [via Uproxx]

Though it didn't make the cut on last Saturday's episode, you can watch this truly awesome clip of Bobby Moynihan as Guy Fieri giving his rebuttal to Pete Wall's over-the-top review of his restaurant on SNL's Weekend Update. "The New York Times reviewing my restaurant is like Architectural Digest reviewing a college dorm." [via Hyper Vocal]

tumblr_mdpl38RMtf1qzk2upo1_r1_500.pngJustin's hair makes us hungry. [via Fuck Yeah 1990s]

Screen shot 2012-11-19 at 10.11.46 PM.pngWe are endlessly fascinated and weirded out by all the nonsense that is the Rihannaplane. In case you're unaware, 150 reporters are trapped on Rihanna's 777 tour (7 cities-7 concerts-7 days) and have had days without water, decent food or -- the worst of all for a journalist -- access to the singer herself. At first we were all, "Where's our invite" but now we're all, "Hellz yeah I'm glad I'm at the office, which has a working toilet and a close proximity to places you can get snacks and not on a vile, cheese-smelling plane with naked Australian reporters." [via Gawker/Popdust]

Screen shot 2012-11-20 at 8.21.05 AM.pngHere's Ryan Gosling all busted up for the poster of a forthcoming Nicolas Winding Refn (Drive) flick, Only God Forgives. [via Vulture]

SsCDb.pngAnderson Cooper throwin' some shade. [via Imgur]