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tumblr_mdclqh3zao1qcagvlo1_500.pngWe'd prefer to picture the Biebs getting over Selena by watching a marathon of Real Housewives of Atlanta while eating a family-size, duty free Toblerone but, hey, that's just us. [via Paris Hilton Sex Slave]

Screen shot 2012-11-12 at 6.36.37 PM.pngBest.Facebook.Profile-Timeline-Photo Combo. Ever. (And, actually, Best.Tumblr.User Name.Ever.) [Christian Mingle Tumblr via Pleated Jeans]

tumblr_mdatckwaRH1qbcb48o1_500.gifJudd Apatow just spilled the beans that Girls has already been picked up for a third season. [via Perez Hilton]

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Speaking of, we are deeply intrigued by the Judd Apatow-inspired art that'll be on display at a new tribute show at L.A.'s Gallery 1988 Melrose. [via Pop Culture Brain]

tumblr_mbxkb4rFCp1qceh5uo1_500.jpgThis seductive crocheted banana thinks you look a little lonely tonight (er, this morning). [via Laughter Key]

tumblr_mddgz8kKVh1r3p4vco1_500.jpgGrace Jobama. [via Im With Kanye]

barneythumbs.gifThe Oxford English Dictionary crowned "GIF," America's Word of the Year. [via Daily Dot]

tumblr_mcj3s7reAe1qgh9d0o1_500.jpgAubrey Plaza just needs to shoot a quick email at Starbucks, don't worry about it. [via Lindsay Christ]

tumblr_mdcqrfQnWR1qzcv7no1_500.png"Don't mind me!" [via Pleated Jeans]



Here's Meryl Streep perfoming in a theater production of Alice in Wonderland c. 1981, singing "Eating Mushrooms." That hair! Those overalls! That voice! [via Hyper Vocal]

Screen shot 2012-11-13 at 8.11.01 AM.pngSnooki just dyed her hair the color of a Starbucks holiday cup. [via People]

Screen shot 2012-11-13 at 8.32.36 AM.pngTobias F√ľnke is apparently running for political office in Bern, Switzerland. #Nevernude2012 [via Hyper Vocal]



So...this is why MTV doesn't play music videos anymore. [via Pop Culture Brain]
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