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Screen shot 2012-11-30 at 4.53.40 PM.pngBest Celebrity Fashion Line: Holy shit, Yoko Ono's collection for Opening Ceremony makes absolutely zero sense. She is the coolest. -- Elizabeth Thompson

Best Intellectual Entertainment: Watching Julie Klausner, who had never read a word of Rand's, compete in the "Ayn Rand Game Show" at Housing Works-- Jonah Wolf

mizrahivoguing.jpgBest Thing We Witnessed at a Party All Week: Isaac Mizrahi meeting the leader of the voguing House of Mizrahi, Icon Father Andre Mizrahi and house member Jack Mizrahi (above) at the W LOVE Hangover voguing ball. It gave me goosebumps. -- Abby Schreiber/Photo by Carly Otness/Billy Farrell Agency

The Worst Thing I Read This Week (And Probably Ever):
"The war on men" by Suzanne Venker published by Fox News -- Hazel Cills

Best Sex Tape Extortion Scandal: Communist Party official Lei Zhengfu's because it blows that pesky Petraeus scandal out of the water. -- Max Kessler

Best Geopolitical Development: Palestine being recognized as a state by the UN -- Mickey Boardman

Screen shot 2012-11-30 at 4.38.15 PM.pngBest Opening Night Look: Katie Holmes wearing Bottega Veneta to the opening of her Broadway play, Dead Accounts, last night -- Whitney Spaner

Screen shot 2012-11-30 at 4.41.11 PM.pngBest Dinner and a Movie: Watching music videos and eating pizza at the Clocktower Gallery -- JW/Photo by Rebecca Smeyne

Best Museum Addition of The Week: The Sims added to MoMA's new videogame collection -- HC

Best NYT Article About Camels Named Ted, Gabby and Carol in the Rockettes' Christmas Show: This one! -- ET

Best Quote From an NYT Article About Camels Named Ted, Gabby and Carol in the Rockette's Christmas Show: "Ted would be here every day. He loves the attention." -- ET


Best (Oldish) Song of the Week: The faux-80s "Pop Goes My Heart" from 2007's Music & Lyrics starring Hugh Grant -- HC

Best Word We Learned All Week: "Ningle Nangles" (courtesy of Simon Doonan) -- AS

Best Media Blitz: I somehow made it through the long-ass profiles of Danny Bowien and Mission Chinese Food in both New York and GQ even though we got there back in May. Loved learning about how Danny won the international pesto competition. -- JW

Screen shot 2012-11-28 at 11.47.27 AM.pngBest Fashion Discovery We Made This Week: Ten & Co. oxfords -- AS

Second Best Fashion Discovery We Made This Week: Vice Versa Vintage in Williamsburg has racks on racks on racks of ugly Christmas sweaters -- go hog wild before your next holiday party, kids! -- AS

Screen shot 2012-11-30 at 4.28.39 PM.pngBest Tweet of the Week: Neil deGrasse Tyson has our backs, guys.-- HC

The Best Video We Should All Have Seen Months Ago: "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis. Who doesn't dream of running freely through the armchair section of a thrift store in your fur coat? -- MK

Best Proof That David Mamet Hates Women: The Anarchist -- MB


Best Fake TV Character We Wish Were Real: Muriel Rosenberg in The Old Girl, a re-make of The New Girl -- AS

Screen shot 2012-11-30 at 4.59.33 PM.pngWorst Thing Ever: Rihanna and Chris Brown's Instagram embrace. I'm just done with these two. -- ET







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