Our apologies for opening Morning Funnies on such a dark note, but here's a hot new look at TLC's totally real, definitely not-staged, just completely creepy reality show, Extreme Cougar Wives. Papermag premiere party? We will supply the snacks and 11th story window to throw the television out of mid-episode. [ONTD]

tumblr_mdjdl6K7qO1qe9t4zo1_500.jpgRamona Singer, you better run for the effing hills. There's a new bitch in town. [HuffPoTV]]

tumblr_mdjramMPYo1qjxp7ko1_1280.jpgStill-being-workshopped airplane banner. [AlsoHere]


The weirdest, weirdest car commercial ever starring Grace Jones. [FYouNoFMe]
 tumblr_mdcin5HxEk1qz9qooo3_500.jpgBehind the scenes of Beetlejuice. [BobbyFinger]

tumblr_mdiai9XMnt1qjo6alo1_100.gifIt's a SWAGina. [ParisHiltonSexSlave]

tumblr_md64n6B7xR1qzdzwdo1_500.jpgO.G. Avengers. How hot is Emma Peel? [Megret]

tumblr_mdhjl2EuSA1qixslso1_500.jpgThey see us rollin, they hatin'. [Coinfarts]
 
tumblr_md6f3duAJr1ri2h1eo1_1280.jpgYuck, it's true. [KimJongChill]

tumblr_md8gavYSgJ1qzmopno1_500.jpgWhoever drew this wins the trophy for Excellence in Textbook Doodling. Kids these days are doing just fine. [Roboshark]

barackjoe10.pngBarack Obama and Joe Biden, age 10. [OldFilmsFlickr]
 
tumblr_lcingtn8Sc1qa01sfo1_400.gifYou nasty, GIF! [DorseyShawExperience]

tumblr_mddyiix3zh1ri87b4o1_1280.jpgHappy holidays, from Grumpy Cat. [afternoonsnoozebutton]



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