a_4x-vertical.jpgSarah Palin looks... different. The former Alaskan governor is giving us some combination of Kyle and Kim Richards' long-lost sister/Audrina Patridge in five years/Shania Twain. [via The Cut]

Screen Shot 2012-10-10 at 9.22.12 AM.pngHow awesome-slash-Jodie-Foster-esque does Ellen look at her high school prom? Also, how hot is her date?? [via Mlkshk]

10.1t777.jenner_-mono---300x300.jpgKris Jenner is maybe getting a daytime talk show. [via Hollywood Reporter]

mainjason_sudeikis_olivia_wilde.jpgOlivia Wilde told audiences at a Glamour magazine event that she and boyfriend Jason Sudeikis "have sex like Kenyan marathon runners." Right, because nothing says marathon sex like a Portlandia hoodie. [via US Weekly]

tumblr_lzi2ycGxd91qzvx0to1_500.jpgWhat if instead of Jake Ryan, this creepy Kool-Aid guy was waiting for Molly Ringwald outside of her sister's wedding. [via Beatnikdaddio]

tumblr_mbkpe2zz4J1qzdzwdo1_500.jpgNBD, just Nico with a Hershey's chocolate bar. [via The Swinging Sixties]

tumblr_mbnfeswN0e1qbtocuo1_500.jpgWe want a baby pangolin. [via Mlkshk]

WALRUS1-articleLarge.jpgThis is most definitely the best New York Times headline we've read in a long while: "A Fat, Mustachioed Orphan Finds a Home." Meet Mitik, an orphaned baby walrus who will arrive the New York Aquarium tomorrow. As an aquarium supervisor put it, "We say he is small, but scrappy -- the perfect New Yorker." [via the New York Times

tumblr_m9q2v8ne8G1ryp0o0o1_400.gifCan someone please invent this? Zynga? Facebook? Groupon? Anyone? Bueller? [via Root Rot]

tumblr_mbo49wJtdW1qz5a57o1_500.jpgWatering can, made out of watering cans, courtesy of artist Thomas Bayrle. [via Contemporary Art Daily]

tumblr_mbg1ojmFKa1qzegudo1_400.gifWhatchyoolookinat. [via Lolzpicx]