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Poor Taylor Swift got tortured by Ellen yesterday, who made her ring a bell to indicate which guy with whom she will never, ever, ever be getting back together. "Do you know how bad this makes me feel!?" Swift pleaded. [via Gawker]

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Anderson Cooper covered in blue goo. [via BuzzFeed]
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We are enjoying this new Tumblr of literal New Yorker captions.
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We've always wanted to be a headless roasted turkey. Now we can. [via Laughing Squid]
 
sigourneyweaversculpture.jpgThis is not Sigourney Weaver. It's a creepy sculpture of Sigourney Weaver. [via Vulture]
 

Watch some students engage in an epic dance off with their dean.[via Jezebel]

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Blurp, blurp, blurp. [via imagfave]


The best/worst porn dialogue ever. "Devray"! Just watch it. (It's SFW) [via Ryan C. Robert]
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Unfortunate billboard placement alert! [via Kanye West Evil]

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Everyone! Out of the water! [via Daily Frenchie]

tumblr_mc92fyisi81qik1ioo1_500.jpgThis little hedgehog was a sk8er boi, she said see you later boi.  [via Attack of the Cute]

tumblr_m10tdkcSqS1qa9veao1_500.jpgOccupation: Sing. [via Scarengillan]

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