Really, really, ridiculously good news:
Lady Gaga is in the running for a big part in
Zoolander 2!! Apparently, she's being offered $4.8 million to play Derek Zoolander (
Ben Stiller) and Hansel (
Owen Wilson)'s shared former love interest. [via
The Sun]
Wyclef Jean, naturally, spent his 43rd birthday posing in a speedo on his
Ducati motorcycle. [via
BuzzFeed]
Boo!
Miley Cyrus isn't wearing any pants! [via
Us Weekly]
After keeping mum about her newborn daughter's name for a few months,
Uma Thurman revealed that she named her after a
Fiona Apple album. Just kidding! But in all seriousness, the name is very long. It's:
Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. [via
Vulture]
Apparently,
50 Cent is a multi-tasker. [via
Twitter]
Coming soon to a HMV near you! [via
The Ring Trick]
The Slanket is so 2000-and-late. Meet the
Pajancho. [via
Jezebel]
Slow and steady wins the dog on a large tortoise race. [via
Foodtrucker]
Our new favorite single-purpose Tumblr:
Dancing Alone to Pony, "dedicated to the solitary soldiers keeping the grind alive." In other words, it's a whole bunch of depressing yet awesome videos of people dancing alone to
Ginuwine's 1996 classic jam, "Pony." [via
Boing Boing]
Marilyn Monroe and some pumpkins. [via
Graves and Ghouls]
We had to break Paper editor in chief David Hershkovits' no-more-cats-on-Papermag.com-rule just this one time. Sorry!! [via
Not Kaela]
Hairs 'n chairs. [via
Bogwarm]
We both want and don't want this
elephant massage. [via
Lost at E Minor]
Own it. [via
Pony Camp]
