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horsesandbayonets.gifObama got sassy at last night's debate. When Romney said we have less military boats than in 1916 he replied, "We also have fewer horses and bayonets." Badabing, badaBOOM. [via Buzzfeed Twitter]

Screen shot 2012-10-23 at 8.22.05 AM.pngBut d'ya think this means the Most Interesting Man is a Romney supporter? Discuss. [via Horses and Bayonets]

Screen shot 2012-10-22 at 10.45.04 PM.pngLindsay Lohan was the most worried out of anyone about last night's debate. [via Twitter]



Step 1: Replace elevator floor with video monitors.  Step 2:  Change underwear. [via YouTube]

Screen shot 2012-10-22 at 6.07.33 PM.png"Be sure to eat your ________."

Screen shot 2012-10-22 at 6.08.34 PM.pngCharging!  Check out nineteen-year-old Japanese artist, Choo-San, who creates these amazing body-paintings.



Not sure why, but here's a beer can keyboard. [via Robofun]

Screen shot 2012-10-22 at 6.14.27 PM.pngTo which we say, "WTF is Lindsay Lohan." She's really been winning on Twitter lately. [via Tall Whitney]

Screen shot 2012-10-22 at 6.18.49 PM.pngWHAAAA? This is not a photograph -- this is a pencil drawing! [via Buzzfeed]

Screen shot 2012-10-22 at 6.21.36 PM.pngLudwig Van FTW. [via Pleated Jeans]



Somehow the entire Internet missed Liam Neeson's dramatic reading of Justin Bieber's song, "Boyfriend." [via Vulture]

Screen shot 2012-10-22 at 6.24.13 PM.pngRihanna's giving off the Carrie vibes on the set of her new music video, "Diamonds." [via Buzzfeed]



Love Cherie Lily's EPIC remix of Lohanthony's "Calling All the Basic Bitches" so much. [via Soundcloud]


In the latest episode of Julie Klausner's "How Was Your Week?" the comedian sits down with Ted Leo and Chris "Spoony" Spooner to learn about whiskey and whittling. Our favorite line? "Do you have a hunk of wood that needs a flat-top fade?"
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